LATINOS HATE COLD WEATHER! NOT ALL OF US, but MOST of us do.  There are lots of cold-blooded Hispanics out there that will gladly tell you how much they love snow, skiing, hail, blah, blah, blah, and blah. They will even brag about how when it is 30 degrees outside that is actually summer weather to them.  They have no shame.  Those very FEW Latinos love cold temperatures such a great deal that they will come out in short shorts, miniskirts, or midriff tops in pure winter just to show idolization to the Ice Monster.  To the point where you look at them and your bones get chilled (no matter how HOT they look).  Now that we gave credit to 10% of Latinos allow us to tell you about the other 90% who HATE cold weather.  Don’t believe us?  Fine.  Check how many Hispanics are in Alaska.

See.  We told you.

We hate cold weather so, so much that we would hibernate underneath a horny bear all winter if we could.  We don’t give a damn about the snowman or snow angels and we could give a flying f***about a white Christmas.  Snow=Slush.  Cold weather makes us unhappy.  We’re not quite sure why we hate it.   Maybe it is due to the inability of wearing what we want to show our sexy bodies.  Or perhaps it is just that if we are from the Caribbean, our skin is meant to cater to those ultra damaging rays.  Either way, we feel winter is vicious…tormenting…and it cuts like a knife!  Yes, we face it, just like anyone else, but just with a little more tears in our eyes than the average few.  We hope God abolishes snow, or just sends it all to Sarah Palin!