Church: Latinos LOVE going to church. That's because we are good people! And if you didn't know, it is written ALL Latinos go to heaven. It doesn't matter what religion you pertain to, we're more than sure you love attending service. Don't you just love those people who claim they are religious *ahem* but they ONLY attend church three times out of the year—Ash Wednesday, Easter, and Christmas Eve (La Misa del Gallo). For what?